You put a smile on my face reading your reaction to my musings.  Actually I did fall asleep while sitting up a couple of times today.  I know, I'm kind of sleep deprived.  This morning started out a little weird, when a woman from India hit me up on the facebook chat, and wanted me to find an old lady for her son to have sex with.  Well, I had a couple of questions about that.  First off, this same woman "friended" me the day before.  I said OK cuz I thought it was some Alpha person wanting to connect.  This happens all the time.  So yesterday we bantered a bit before she realized I wasn't going to bite on whatever her scam is, and she got mad and defriended me supposedly.  Then this morning, she does it again, without realizing she had blown me off just yesterday.  So I don't tell her and start to make fun of her again.  Well, she gets even more explicit and starts talking about how her son is with her, and she wants to make sexy time in a foursome with me  and any old woman I can dredge up for her son.  So I say OK, but I can't call up the old ladies I know cuz it is too early on a Saturday.  Well, I'll spare you any more details, and just say she got mad again and tells me goodbye forever and I am to defriend her.  I tell her I don't have to do anything, she's the one who started it.

Then, just a couple hours ago, I get a message from a woman I conversate with in England, who is an acquaintance from my benzodiazepine addiction days.  She is married to a heart attack patient she doesn't love, and thinks she's in love with me.  She starts off saying she is going to defriend me because of my poor choice in friends.  I kind of know what she is talking about, but I play dumb for a while.  Turns out she got a notification from FB that Eric is now friends with Priya, the Indian nutcase, so she looked her up, and got all jealous.  I'm like, give me a break, I thought she was some random Alpha wanting to connect, and only found out later she is an oversexed psych case in India.   Well a half hour or so later, she asks me what am I going to do about it, since all my friends are being notified that I'm friends with this person, and I say I guess I have to wipe her out from my account.  She says OK, and starts to tell me how to do it (I really didn't know).  So I go to her page, and now she has a big black and white, full frontal nudity pic of herself on the home page.  I had no idea.  I only saw pics of her in a bikini with her face scratched out.  Anyway, I do get rid of her, and I'm again all lovey dovey with Jo, the English babe.  This happens about once every couple months.

In other news, I did get in a good half hour on the treadmill, and another 10 minutes later.  I tried to duplicate my blow on the microspirometer, but today could only manage .93 L in a second, down from 1.09 the other day.  I dunno why, maybe still had some phlegm at the time.  This is still about the same as I was blowing when I first got diagnosed 4 1/2 years ago, so I can't complain.  Then this evening I see a note from a woman who wrote two books about the first person accounts of  folks who have had lung transplants, and she is hosting a chat for tx (transplant) patients at 7 pm.  I eventually get into the chatroom and chat.  I told them about the Christian group who provided me with the nebulizer, and that I didn't have the heart to tell them I'm an atheist.  Well, excuse me for making a joke.  They were all like, "Eric, I think they don't mind you being atheist if they are good Christians, since that's what they do, be charitable toward all God's creatures and everything".  You tell me, is my sarcasm so obscure as to be undetectible in the e chat medium?  I guess it is.  Well I then make it up to the women there and get all sincere.  Turns out one of them is a 15 year lung transplant survivor and another one is over 20 years.  This is good news for a guy like me who expects to be dead in pretty short order.

That pretty much brings you up to date, except for my horrible lunch at Denny's (don't ask me why).  I did also watch a Foo Fighters concert on the DVR, which was very good actually.  Tomorrow I got Master's cup championship Tennis on the tube in the morning, and Patriots in the afternoon.  Life is good!  And I'll try to stay out of trouble on the computer for a change.